Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”
Says the guy from Ohio
His parents lived in Ohio. He lived in the moment.
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"You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at."
- Tina Fey (via waandeerlust)
be the person your dog thinks you are
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when I badly need to pee but there is a line for the toilets
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i’m still pissed off about growing up
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